Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
what is up lovely ppl!! tumblr bugs for me from time to time, which explains why i don’t post as often as i should lol (shoutout to everyone who still sticks around anyways ilyall)
I hope everyone had fun with trio of towns! It’s definitely one of my favorite entry in the series!
Zelda: Lady Urbosa... how do I begin to explain Lady Urbosa?
Link: Lady Urbosa is flawless.
Mipha: I hear her hair's insured for 10,000 rupees.
King Rhoam: I hear she does sword commercials...in Goron City.
Daruk: One time she met Midna of the Twili in Hyrule Castle...
Mipha: And she told her she was pretty.
Revali: One time she punched me in the face... It was awesome.
Urbosa is a walking, talking, breathing hair commercial, makeup commercial, and protein powder commercial all at the same time. She could flip a motherfucking tank without breaking a sweat and look absolutely Gorgeous while she’s doing it. Her muscle tone and definition could put a lot of guys to shame. And she looks like she puts as much time and attention into her hair and appearance as she does working out.
tl;dr She’s living proof that beautiful women can absolutely have killer abs. And. It’s. AWESOME.
Thunderhelm post! I absolutely love making props for my characters, this is probably the most fun one I ever did!
cosplay and thunderhelm by me, photography by tomasfreres.de! screencap is for comparison!
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“BotW has the best girls. [Sauce: https://mobile.twitter.com/yoshizawamiyabi/status/855313963088699393 ]
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BotW has the best girls. [Sauce: https://mobile.twitter.com/yoshizawamiyabi/status/855313963088699393 ]
SHE IS BEAUTY
SHE IS GRACE
SHE WILL CRUSH YOU WITH HER EMBRACE ⚡️⚡️⚡️
LADY URBOSA
Print for 2017 cons!! (Anime Boston, fanime, Ax, otakon etc). If i stock her online it’ll be at my etsy here!
i just made a pot of triple dose cuban coffee, and i think i can see through time? i may have made a mistake.
IM GETTING TOO MANY PEOPLE SAYING THEY DRANK THE WHOLE POT OF CUBAN COFFEE
CUBANS LITERALLY ONLY TAKE A SHOT OF THE STUFF. AT MOST A LITTLE CUP. A WHOLE POT??? YOU TRYING TO TALK TO GOD??? BABY NOO
